suburbantragic:

  • Fill ice cube tray with milk
  • Cover with plastic wrap
  • Place toothpicks in each space
  • In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb asshole

(Source: the90swerentreal)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

One time my brother gave me my wallet for Christmas. Not a wallet, my wallet. As in the wallet I already owned and it was missing $20. My brother stole $20 from me for Christmas.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

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raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

(Source: shitshilarious)

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yeah we can hang out soon!! I’ll text you!!
tall tale passed down through many generations (via revivaljam)

(Source: flowertwink)

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luigiman:

my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just

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mvtk42:



monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?



This seems familiar…

mvtk42:

monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?

This seems familiar…

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the ol’ razzle dazzle

the ol’ razzle dazzle

(Source: itsfunnytome)

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theactualseakat:

wellalright:

imagine if you taught a bunch of mockingbirds or whatever to imitate dubstep and then released them into the wild. people camping at night in their tents listening to the sound of nature. and then the bass drops.

The Capitol was wrong this is the best use of jabberjays

(Source: danielkanhai)

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bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

(Source: quantum-sheep)

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